isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
babiekittie: thequest4less: babiekittie: Why is it okay for a girl to give a guy head but get nothing in return, yet its bad if a guy gives a girl head and doesn’t even “hit?” because we are selfish assholes duh! (not me…well not with sex) #Truue
I’m between laying in bed all day or get my ass up cook breakfast,working out, washing laundry and going to wax museum or idk six flags or some shit!!! 😐 I really just want to be in bed all day but gotta do what I gotta do!
Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts.. ever think of...– Buddhist Bootcamp (via unplesant)
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone